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"It’s Friday night, I’m putting on my highest heels, my shortest skirt, my best device for concealing my penis and I’ve got everything I need, ow!"

(Fuente: upsidedowney)

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

(Fuente: rcah)

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

(Fuente: heycinco)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

Why does people in other countries dislike PE so much? In my country (Venezuela) is one of the most fun moments in the highschool week, and my friends think the same way too (and believe me, we are not sports people)

(Fuente: lolicutie)

lentesmojados:

romylacruda:

bluecuracao:

Esto es una orgía de sabores.

cachapa, cachapa, cachapa y queso, cachapa y cochino frito♫ xD

Vergacion! me dio hambre!

(Fuente: cicciottella)

wrrench:

wrrench:

I’m not sorry

THE POST

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

Oct 9

asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

Oct 8

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

(Fuente: catholicnun)

codenamezimbabwe-art:

If these fools took selfies (and commented on/tagged them)…..xD

(The picture comments cut off for me when I checked, so if you can’t read them entirely either, I’ll also put them below the cut.)

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sexysexnsuch:

-J

sexysexnsuch:

-J

(Fuente: jcuttertv)

sexysexnsuch:

-J

sexysexnsuch:

-J

(Fuente: jcuttertv)

david:

Twinsies!?!

david:

Twinsies!?!

yungterra:

yea

(Fuente: yungterra)